So, I'm just gonna come out and say it... Shower poofs suck.
You can't properly clean your ears with them, for one. So, that just adds extra work for you after your shower.
Second, they fall apart. They start out in this tight little ball, and then slowly, but surely, get bigger and bigger and looser and looser until one end of the loop has made its way out of the handle that acts as a binding for the unit, and the thing is toast. Usually this process takes about a month.
Lastly, and this is the disturbing part, they sell them unwrapped in a big bin. I know many of you have probably seen The People of Walmart. Imagine these people rooting through the shower poof bin. See them digging their arms down into the pile, their mullets brushing over their shoulders and onto disregarded poofs, armpit sweat dripping down their arms and eventually cascading into the bin...
It really makes you want to dig in there and pull out one of the poofs that they left behind, doesn't it?
Leaving those fine folks out of it, how often have you rounded the corner to find several poofs on the floor and, in an instinctual effort to be helpful, picked up the runaway poofs and thrown them back into the bin?
*raises hand* I'm guilty.
So, all things considered, in her most controversial decision yet, this gal is going back to the good old-fashioned soap and washcloth.
Deal with it.
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